A foul-mouthed asshole with 20+ years of experience running games that are bloody, brutal, and insanely satisfying—and loving every second of it!
I got my start playing with a bunch of grognards, and so I bring an old-school sensibility to new-school rules—or running classic systems if that's your thing. I enjoy creating bloody, brutal adventures where every victory is hard won and oh so satisfying.
Expect my games to push you to your limits with gruesome creatures, complex choices, and victories that are STUPID satisfying when you claw your way out of the depths of a dungeon drenched in BLOOD AND GLORY!
If you're looking for gritty, hard fought adventures, you've already found your match!
I aim to provide a DM experience unlike any other! I strive to cultivate a safe, fun, and immersive experience for everyone at my table—a space where people of all walks of life feel welcome. Player agency is at the heart of my games—your choices matter!
I treat everyone equally and fairly, making logical rulings even when they suck for everyone involved. I work with players to tackle challenges and earn their stripes as veteran dungeon crawlers, creating exciting, memorable stories along the way.
Most Game Masters have one of two problems with combat: it’s either too safe or it’s just plain cruel. Either your players yawn through fights knowing there’s no real risk, or they’re getting TPK’d in the first round with no warning. I’m here to tell you there’s a sweet spot in the middle—where combat actually feels dangerous, but death is earned.